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toddlers two toys
I asked a little boy
why was he looking for another toy in the shop
since his mother categorically
wasn't eager to buy him two.
His answer was:
"I have two hands.
My left and my right hand.
I want two toys."​​​
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it's not red
Delivering pizza at that particular place .
After knocking the door
I got a little boy coming out first.
Then his smaller sister,dog,
mum and dad as last.
" Greetings form Santa.
This is his present to you all",I claimed.
" No,never,true! ",shouted the boy.
"your bag isn't red!"
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meet a man,
an extremely happy fellow.
He has a shoe.Just one shoe
he is wearing satisfying his foot.
Do not ask him,
what happened to the other shoe!
He found this one.
A lucky man,or perhaps not,he is.
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twins
I met a mum with two twin daughters.
"Are you twins?",I asked one girl.
"No,I am taller",she answered.
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half and half
"Hold it straight​",I instructed a toddler
handing over two pizzas delivery for the family.
" Don't you worry",he declared to me.
" I am a half - Italian ! "
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no lawn mower Ad online
"Looking for a goat to eat my long grass.
Large fenced yard."
Merrylands Area.
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